The Long Run

Free range Bob

Don’t forget to pack your smalls

alexander off to cyprus

Sure, there was the toffy accent, the toffy head, the toffy mannerisms, the Things That Batter, AWB, Iraq, the fact that he was in every respect a more hilarious leader of the Opposition than Brendan could ever hope to be, but first and last, the thing that summed up Lexy was the fishnet stockings.

First published in The Australian July 2, 2008.