First published in The Australian 7/11/06.
Sure, there was the toffy accent, the toffy head, the toffy mannerisms, the Things That Batter, AWB, Iraq, the fact that he was in every respect a more hilarious leader of the Opposition than Brendan could ever hope to be, but first and last, the thing that summed up Lexy was the fishnet stockings.
First published in The Australian July 2, 2008.
The Kevinator 2000 attempts to save the world and his popularity rating at the same time. Available as a print atÂ redbubble.