Vote Drink And Be Merry Democratic Beverage Labels

kevonbottPolitics and alcohol, what could possibly go wrong? Hahahaha, anyway, let’s face it, no matter who you like when Australia celebrates its glorious democracy, you can be bloody well sure you are going to need a drink. Make it ever so slightly special with a few of these Beverage Enhancing Stickers. Guaranteed to make you even more attractive to political wonks*, they are 6cm in diameter on gloss paper with advanced sticky technology on the back. Fifty cents per sticker plus $5.80** for overnight postage. There are only limited stocks so get in early, which will also mean they will get to you in time for the big day.

 

Note, I have taken the last batch to the post office, so if you want some to get to you in time for Saturday, you’ve missed out. Hobartians can get some at Off Centre Gallery in Salamanca unless they run out.

Click on the buttons below to buy. Shopping cart is on the top of the sidebar on the right. You can adjust the quantity of stickers in the shopping cart.

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 *not actually guaranteed to do this

**not available outside of Australia

 

…and just to complete the Gallbladder Box Set

Sunday Telegraph, 1 August 2010

A leaky story in the Sunday Tele today with Alexander Downer claiming the Libs suckered Rudd into being their bag man. Rudd points out that Mr Things That Batter would say that on account of his hating what remains of Kevin’s guts and who are we to believe under the circumstances? I think there’s something in that for all of us.

(Insert appropriately ironic Midnight Oil lyrics here)

The Australian 26/2/2010


I would just like to point out that this cartoon was published before Kev demoted Pete from backing vocals to roadie. The PM’s clearly decided that rock stars can’t be trusted and has instead started listening to the cartoonists. We’ll all be rooned.