Okay, the Ides of March was yesterday so you missed it, but (and here comes the best segue of 2013) DON’T MISS FIRST DOG ON THE MOON, CHRIS DOWNES AND MY GOOD SELF GOING ON AND ON ABOUT POLITICAL CARTOONING AT THE TASMANIAN WRITERS FESTIVAL TODAY IT WILL BE GREAT. It’s at 2pm at the Founders Room (off Wooby’s Lane in Salamanca). More details here.

Also a new exhibition of literary-type cartoons is up at the Phone Box, so go and look at them too.

So there’s Saturday sorted. You’re welcome.

Look, for all you scumbags who are too tight to buy one of my calendars (which are only $15 I mean honestly that is an amazing bargain) you could always drop 99 cents on the new Paul Keating Insult Generator app by evil genius Dan Nolan.

I had to dredge up the caricature up from the halcyon days of the nineties when politics was the full iceberg and an insult was longer than three words and never repeated twice. Good times.

I’ll be signing calendars from around 6pm – 8pm at the Phone Box tonight during late night shopping madness at the Salamanca Arts Centre. So come and get some calendars and other things of an artistic nature.