I must admit I haven’t read Peter Slipper’s text messages, mainly because I don’t really care. I probably wouldn’t read yours either. I also fervently hope that you never have to read mine, which are mainly “buy bread and milk” or “picking up kids from school” or “I’m on my way” so are quite dull but are also absolutely none of your business unless you are the person I am texting, or the government and have to store them for 2 years presumably in case I ever become Speaker.
Anyway, let us never speak or text of this again.
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